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Nolan Seep

If 2.0 slept half as much as the Gremlin says he does, he would be the easiest baby on the planet. That said he does sleep a lot. Even when his head is covered in bug bites (see the shot below - that is only 1/4 of the total bites). Poor thing got eaten alive by something the other day. When he woke up Saturday morning his head was covered in red bumps. But he just kept on smiling. Man, I tell you, someone was looking down on me and smiling when this child was conceived.

Grandma is here this week playing Granny Nanny for a few days. So we'll see if everyone survives. So far it is the Monster who needs to shape up. She thinks that Grandma is the weak link, so breakfast this morning involved putting her feet up on the counter every 5 minutes trying to eat Grandma's and the Gremlin's breakfast quesadillas. Kids, covered in fur, bug bites or skin, are all the same.






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